1 00:00:02,877 --> 00:00:06,881 It's The Muppet Show with our guest, Harvey Korman! 2 00:00:36,369 --> 00:00:40,874 My house is so dirty that the dog burying bones in the living room carpet. 3 00:00:40,957 --> 00:00:42,375 I didn't take it either. 4 00:00:53,011 --> 00:00:54,763 Mr. Harvey Korman! 5 00:01:19,871 --> 00:01:21,164 Many thanks. 6 00:01:21,247 --> 00:01:23,833 Welcome to The Muppet Show. 7 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:25,960 We have a great show tonight. 8 00:01:26,044 --> 00:01:30,340 Harvey Korman is among the funniest in the business. 9 00:01:30,423 --> 00:01:33,718 We open on a bright note. 10 00:01:37,681 --> 00:01:40,558 Better than opening with a bang. 11 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:43,228 Did someone say "bang"? 12 00:01:43,728 --> 00:01:44,938 No! 13 00:01:45,647 --> 00:01:47,357 You don't win everyone. 14 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:51,486 Can you calm down up there? 15 00:01:51,569 --> 00:01:55,281 First out is Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem. 16 00:01:57,283 --> 00:02:01,287 I'm Dr. Teeth, time to boogie. Three, four'... 17 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:16,071 - It was raw. - I like it. 18 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:21,034 What a great number. Always liked pantomime. 19 00:03:21,785 --> 00:03:25,955 It wasn't pantomime. Your hearing aid is gone. 20 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:27,040 What? 21 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:33,213 You will probably want to know more about our drummer 22 00:03:33,296 --> 00:03:35,799 with the pet name Animal. 23 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:37,384 Animal. 24 00:03:38,176 --> 00:03:39,594 That's his name. 25 00:03:39,678 --> 00:03:43,765 Animal, how long have you been playing drums? 26 00:03:47,519 --> 00:03:51,147 One, two, three, four. 27 00:03:53,608 --> 00:03:56,528 -Five. Five years. -Yes. Five. 28 00:03:56,611 --> 00:04:00,865 Okay. The drums mean a lot to you, huh? 29 00:04:01,616 --> 00:04:02,617 Yes. 30 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:06,663 -Yes. - Delicious. 31 00:04:06,746 --> 00:04:08,581 You like them more than food? 32 00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:11,668 They are food. Eat drums and cymbals. 33 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:14,170 So symbolic. 34 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:16,256 Bad pun. 35 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:20,510 Yes. You probably have many idols. 36 00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:21,928 Yes. 37 00:04:22,012 --> 00:04:24,472 -Buddy Rich? -Yes. 38 00:04:24,556 --> 00:04:27,308 - Gene Krupa? -Yes. Croup. 39 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:29,060 -Tony Checkers? -Two... 40 00:04:30,478 --> 00:04:32,439 Our new drummer next week. 41 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:40,864 Or maybe not. 42 00:04:47,787 --> 00:04:50,915 I have pain inside. 43 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:54,127 -Ulcer? -No. Moving people. 44 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:01,843 Ladies and gentlemen, we now present 45 00:05:01,926 --> 00:05:05,263 the most dangerous animal number in the world. 46 00:05:05,347 --> 00:05:09,768 Harvey Korman, better known as Maurice the Magnificent! 47 00:05:10,226 --> 00:05:12,729 CIRCUS 48 00:05:22,906 --> 00:05:24,407 Thank you. And now! 49 00:05:27,535 --> 00:05:30,163 Be quiet. You don't know. 50 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:34,501 It goes berserk at loud noises. 51 00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:41,424 I hate this. Let's get it over with. 52 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:43,802 Open the cage! 53 00:05:50,975 --> 00:05:52,936 It is extra wild now. 54 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:55,814 What a cruel animal. 55 00:05:56,898 --> 00:06:00,026 I have to ask you. This is important. 56 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:02,696 Don't shout when it comes out. 57 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:05,949 Then it will tear us to shreds. 58 00:06:09,994 --> 00:06:12,163 Right. Out. 59 00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:14,833 Out, you demon! Out! 60 00:06:21,006 --> 00:06:22,215 Can someone check... 61 00:06:22,298 --> 00:06:24,634 Someone passed out in the front row. 62 00:06:25,135 --> 00:06:26,594 No! 63 00:06:26,678 --> 00:06:29,514 Not you, demon. Back with you! 64 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:31,349 Back! 65 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:33,852 Back! 66 00:06:33,935 --> 00:06:36,521 Sit, demon! Sit! 67 00:06:37,272 --> 00:06:38,481 Over here! 68 00:06:43,987 --> 00:06:46,239 Now listen to me. 69 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:49,117 Listen carefully. 70 00:06:53,955 --> 00:06:55,331 Talk. 71 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:56,708 Speak, you demon! 72 00:06:58,168 --> 00:07:01,296 I don't know where to start. 73 00:07:02,797 --> 00:07:08,887 The other day I was reading Balzac in translation... 74 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:10,138 Enough! 75 00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:19,314 You're good with the whip, Maurice. 76 00:07:19,397 --> 00:07:23,818 -Quiet! -Maurice is a good animal trainer. 77 00:07:23,902 --> 00:07:28,365 He has a lot of patience, courage and perseverance... 78 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:31,826 Shut up, you hellhound. 79 00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:36,456 And love. What a nice guy. 80 00:07:36,998 --> 00:07:38,124 Get away! 81 00:07:39,042 --> 00:07:40,085 Away with you! 82 00:07:41,252 --> 00:07:43,546 Now listen to me, boy. 83 00:07:44,214 --> 00:07:45,757 Here is the highlight. 84 00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:48,843 Although I hate it. 85 00:07:49,594 --> 00:07:53,848 Now dance, boy. Dance, you demon, dance! 86 00:07:55,392 --> 00:07:58,019 Come on, dance. Move! 87 00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:01,356 Dance, ballerina, dance! 88 00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:04,359 Move! 89 00:08:05,694 --> 00:08:08,321 Like that, yes. More lyrical. Abrupt. 90 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:11,408 This is a simple trick. 91 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:14,953 I would ride a pony around the stage, 92 00:08:15,036 --> 00:08:18,081 -but Maurice is afraid of ponies. -Dance! 93 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:21,418 Dance. Come on, you bastard! 94 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:24,129 Dance! 95 00:08:25,797 --> 00:08:26,798 Waltz. 96 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:29,592 Dance, you beast. 97 00:08:30,719 --> 00:08:33,013 What do you do for a living? 98 00:08:35,765 --> 00:08:39,310 what are you doing No! 99 00:08:39,394 --> 00:08:41,604 Stop him. Stop him! 100 00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:44,232 Help! 101 00:08:44,816 --> 00:08:47,819 Help! He's running wild! 102 00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:51,072 Help me, somebody! Help! 103 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,411 Thanks. 104 00:09:08,465 --> 00:09:13,428 It's time to raise… Just a moment, guys. 105 00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:16,431 We raise the intellectual level 106 00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:20,435 when we ask ourselves: "What is the meaning of life?" 107 00:09:20,518 --> 00:09:21,728 - Namely. -Of course. 108 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:24,105 -Listen. - It's an easy topic. 109 00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:27,525 We begin with our guest Harvey Korman. 110 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:32,614 I think life is like a game of tennis. 111 00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:35,116 No, it isn't. 112 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:39,037 - Yes, it is. - No, it isn't. 113 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:41,748 - Yes, it is. - No, not at all. 114 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:43,208 Yes, it is. 115 00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:46,419 Life is not like a game of tennis. 116 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:48,296 Not from a pig's perspective. 117 00:09:48,380 --> 00:09:50,298 Are you rude to me? 118 00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:54,803 You have the floor. The pig leads five zero. 119 00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:58,556 It's the first time that pig leads. 120 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:01,893 -Wait a minute. - Let me off the hook. 121 00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:06,272 - Can we get to the point? -Rough bread with cheese and ham, please. 122 00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:08,983 I have never been so offended. 123 00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:11,861 Life is just a garbage dump. 124 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:16,449 I stand firm that life is like a game of tennis. 125 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:20,662 - I stand upright. I'm bored... - Sit down. 126 00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:24,624 Do you think life is like a game of tennis? 127 00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:27,961 - Are pigs pigs? -What does that mean? 128 00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:31,131 That means I agree, right. 129 00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:35,093 Life is like a game of tennis. They obviously are. 130 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:37,387 Bit of a cheat you have. 131 00:10:38,722 --> 00:10:41,725 How about a pig's knuckle, your… 132 00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:43,560 Go to the grocery store. 133 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:48,523 Please be kind. We are derailing. 134 00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:51,735 We return to the topic, life. 135 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:54,696 - I have the latest edition of Life. -What? 136 00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:56,489 Before they stopped publishing. 137 00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:58,700 Can be valuable. 138 00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:02,245 I knew the dancer Penny Ferguson. 139 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:04,914 - I like to dance. -What do you do afterwards? 140 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:07,167 - I'm going on a date. - Oh, yes. 141 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:08,877 Such is life. 142 00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:12,714 - We solved the problem again. -Yes. 143 00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:18,261 Next week the topic will be: "Is conversation a dying art?" 144 00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:29,814 One learns a lot from watching this show. 145 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:33,318 Are we watching the same show? 146 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:48,708 Dear George, though we come from different worlds, 147 00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:52,337 I am very attracted to you. 148 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:54,506 Yes, same here. 149 00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:57,425 Are you attracted to me? 150 00:11:57,509 --> 00:12:00,095 No, by me. Weird, huh? 151 00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:09,020 Will I wear a pork pie hat? 152 00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:12,816 It will be like wearing a relative! 153 00:12:15,318 --> 00:12:17,862 Do you want to listen to The Beatles at my place? 154 00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:19,906 I love their music. 155 00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:23,618 Music? I mean real beetles and termites and… 156 00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:29,624 He seems puffed up. 157 00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:32,669 Conceited, huh? 158 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,921 No, the head is inflated. Watch out! 159 00:12:41,011 --> 00:12:42,679 You know what, Harvey? 160 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:45,306 We pondered ecology last night. 161 00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:48,435 I'm in the middle of the show. I don't have time. 162 00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:52,022 Easy for you to say. We struggle if the trees disappear. 163 00:12:52,856 --> 00:12:54,441 Great to work with dogs. 164 00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:57,986 Yes? 165 00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:03,283 All right, guys, let's jam. 166 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:07,078 Jam! 167 00:13:07,162 --> 00:13:08,413 Go on, Animal. 168 00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:09,831 Jam! 169 00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:13,668 Yes. 170 00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:21,217 Yes! 171 00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:25,013 I love him! 172 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,058 Yes! 173 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:31,728 Jam! 174 00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:38,860 Yes! 175 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,572 Jam! 176 00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:46,659 Yes! 177 00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:53,083 Jam! 178 00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:01,174 Yes! 179 00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:11,810 Jam! 180 00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:21,444 Jam! 181 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,613 -Go on, Animal! - Yam! 182 00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:27,909 Jam! 183 00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:35,583 Jam! 184 00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:37,627 Jam! 185 00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:46,720 Jam! 186 00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:53,435 - Yam! -Come on! 187 00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:54,644 Jam! 188 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,402 Jam! 189 00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:05,321 Jam! 190 00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:09,951 How do you like the show, Harvey? 191 00:15:10,035 --> 00:15:12,203 I don't quite know. 192 00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:13,997 It was strange. 193 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:17,417 Most guests say they enjoy themselves. 194 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:20,754 -Yes, well... -Are you not enjoying yourself? 195 00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:23,340 Kermit, we're good friends, huh? 196 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,258 Do you want to hear the truth? 197 00:15:25,342 --> 00:15:27,385 Only if you enjoy yourself. 198 00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:30,221 Otherwise you can lie like crazy. 199 00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:32,891 I have to be honest with you. 200 00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:36,561 The frog gets ready to hear it. 201 00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:38,438 What is the problem? 202 00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:40,857 The problem is that… 203 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:45,904 ...I'm the only human here. 204 00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:50,700 What did you say? 205 00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:54,662 You heard me. I'm the only human here. 206 00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:58,249 We have never received that complaint. 207 00:15:58,333 --> 00:15:59,501 You get it now. 208 00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:01,419 What do you think about being 209 00:16:01,503 --> 00:16:04,673 surrounded by dog, frog, pig and chicken? 210 00:16:04,756 --> 00:16:07,050 Never thought about it. 211 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:10,303 Then do it. Stage fright is common. 212 00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:12,180 Here you get foot-and-mouth disease. 213 00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:18,645 I didn't know you disliked dog, frog, pig and chicken. 214 00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:21,731 I do like them. That's not the point. 215 00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:24,442 It's just weird being the only person. 216 00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:25,610 Do you understand? 217 00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:29,239 I can arrange it. Come here! 218 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,282 - Hold on. - Take care of him. 219 00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:34,536 Wait. Stop! Please! 220 00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:37,080 No, Piggy, I'm the wedge! 221 00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:39,958 Like that, yes. 222 00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:48,091 Feeling better now, Harvey? 223 00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:51,761 I can't talk now, Kermit... 224 00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:54,556 I have to go backstage and lay eggs. 225 00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:03,231 I don't think chickens are funny. 226 00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:12,824 And now, the vet's hospital, 227 00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:19,622 the story of a former surgeon which has gone to the dogs. 228 00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:24,044 - Anesthesia. - Anesthesia. 229 00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:26,212 Is this surgery emergency... 230 00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:30,091 - Scalpel. No, suture. -Suture. 231 00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:31,676 -Suture. Yes. -Suture. 232 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:33,720 - Scalpel. - Scalpel. 233 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:38,391 -Been a nurse for a long time? -What time is it? 234 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:43,480 Dr. Bob, your hand is shaking. What is wrong? 235 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,607 Nerves. I work myself to death. 236 00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:48,902 Today's tenth operation, it goes in one. 237 00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:51,237 But now we have to operate further. 238 00:17:51,321 --> 00:17:55,283 The man has severe hiccups. Definitely flatulence. 239 00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:59,204 - He is ill-prepared. - Is he? 240 00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:01,998 What about me? Is nobody thinking about me? 241 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:06,002 - Time is running out. - So what? 242 00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:10,548 I'm losing my mind. Always the same routine. 243 00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:11,883 But Dr. Bob… 244 00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:14,511 I'm in deep debt, my wife is running away, 245 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:18,640 I am being sued for malpractice, and you say "But Dr. Bob". 246 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:21,017 - But Dr. Bob. -Listen here, 247 00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:23,895 I'm about to explode! 248 00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:34,781 So Dr. Bob disintegrates together with the patient. 249 00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:38,159 Stay tuned next week when the nurse says: 250 00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:41,746 Dr. Bob, you need to pull yourself together. 251 00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:44,374 - I'll try. - Not you, him. 252 00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:47,168 I give my best. 253 00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:56,886 I often get teary-eyed of introducing the next artist. 254 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,140 There is a tear. 255 00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:04,436 They stand for the best the program has to offer. 256 00:19:04,519 --> 00:19:07,897 And the best the country has to offer. 257 00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:12,277 Here they are, as sweet on stage as off, 258 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:14,279 Wayne and Wanda. 259 00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:15,947 I must have a scarf. 260 00:19:41,473 --> 00:19:42,640 You see... 261 00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:46,936 Company, pay attention! 262 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,731 Forward... march! 263 00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:51,524 March! 264 00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:53,360 March! 265 00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:55,195 March! 266 00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:03,161 How to get this off? 267 00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:07,665 What do you want? 268 00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:10,043 What? 269 00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:18,301 It's time for the furry fun man, 270 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:22,472 the wonderful, liberated and frenetic Fozzie Bear! 271 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,557 Hello. Wait. 272 00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:29,229 Not so fast. Tonight I need your help. 273 00:20:29,312 --> 00:20:30,814 - So? - Yep. 274 00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:33,817 We're going to tell the world's funniest joke. 275 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:36,152 - Shall we? - Everything is improvised. 276 00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:37,737 - Right? - Yes. 277 00:20:37,821 --> 00:20:40,865 - Okay. frog of my heart, - Yes. 278 00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:44,411 you wait until I say the word "here". 279 00:20:44,494 --> 00:20:48,540 When you hear me say it, you run up and say: 280 00:20:48,623 --> 00:20:51,167 "Gee, the comedian is a bear." 281 00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:53,503 - Geez, the comedian is a bear. -Abrupt. 282 00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:55,714 -When you say "here"? -Yes. 283 00:20:55,797 --> 00:20:57,173 - Understood. - Fine. 284 00:20:58,133 --> 00:21:00,677 Clear? We begin. That is. 285 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,680 Hey there! What a great audience. 286 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,098 A pleasure to be here. 287 00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:06,850 Jeez, the comedian is a bear! 288 00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:07,934 Not yet! 289 00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:11,604 -You said "here." - It was wrong "here". 290 00:21:11,688 --> 00:21:14,065 -What is right "here"? -The other "here". 291 00:21:14,691 --> 00:21:16,359 - Fine. -Go. Okay. 292 00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:20,530 Hi there. Here is a story you will like. 293 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:23,366 - Jeez, the comedian is a bear! -End! 294 00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:25,035 -You said "here." -Error "here". 295 00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:26,786 -Which "here"? -Another. 296 00:21:26,870 --> 00:21:29,330 -How do I know? - Follow along! 297 00:21:29,414 --> 00:21:31,166 Jeez, the comedian is a bear! 298 00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:38,506 - Fine. Listen up. -Yes. 299 00:21:38,590 --> 00:21:42,552 -What? -Do it when I point to you. 300 00:21:46,181 --> 00:21:47,807 Right. No grumbling. 301 00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:54,481 Something funny happened on the way to the theater. 302 00:21:54,564 --> 00:21:58,943 I saw Muppets fans here and there… 303 00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:04,115 Jeez, the comedian is a bear! 304 00:22:04,616 --> 00:22:07,660 No, he's wearing a tie. 305 00:22:13,792 --> 00:22:15,752 Did you get that joke? 306 00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:17,796 I don't know Italian. 307 00:22:19,798 --> 00:22:24,219 Here's the latest Muppets news. Middleweight champion Carl Boomer 308 00:22:24,302 --> 00:22:27,681 has beaten all challengers in its weight class, 309 00:22:27,764 --> 00:22:30,725 and meet themselves in next week's match. 310 00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:33,812 We're going to training camp. 311 00:22:33,895 --> 00:22:36,773 Will it be a tough fight, Carl? 312 00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:41,903 It will probably be one of my toughest fights, 313 00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:44,906 but I'll probably get out in tenth place. 314 00:22:45,657 --> 00:22:48,368 In the first rounds I take body blows. 315 00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:51,955 Then I go for the head. 316 00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:55,875 The body lasts enough for two rounds, 317 00:22:55,959 --> 00:22:58,753 but the head is down for the count. 318 00:25:24,566 --> 00:25:27,861 That was all we could squeeze in in half an hour. 319 00:25:27,944 --> 00:25:28,945 We had fun, 320 00:25:29,029 --> 00:25:32,407 and thank our talented guest star, 321 00:25:32,490 --> 00:25:33,658 Little chicken. 322 00:25:33,742 --> 00:25:36,036 -Hold up. -Sorry about that, Harv. 323 00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:40,790 Mr. Harvey Korman! See you next week on The Muppet Show! 324 00:26:21,498 --> 00:26:23,917 Tonight's programme don't lay the big egg. 325 00:26:24,959 --> 00:26:25,960 Do you want to bet?